Water Buffalos

[CUE MUSIC: SLEEPWALKING]

Assuming you have located your Spare Rib — or your Mr. Ribcage as the case may be — and you’re starting to think my, my, what a nice twinkle in his eye, and you do not want to screw things up this time around, it might be a good time to crack open a book about relationships.

You know that saying “there’s an app for that”?

Say it with me kids: There’s a book for that!

Enter JP2…again.

Men, Women, and the Mystery of Love is essentially the short and sweet version of Love and Responsibility, but I recommend getting both because the former often references the latter. He has some interesting things to say about falling in lust versus falling in love, contraception, and friendships in general.

As Aristotle said: The bestest friends are those who help you grow in faith.

Jordan Peterson’s relationship advice is to never stop dating each other. Interesting that.